You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

You Should Learn French

C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs. You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up...

What Language Should You Learn?

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Stereotype Are You? quiz.

It has been 2 months since the fascist regime first taken over. An unwitting comrade was dragged off by some strangers last week and nothing was ever heard of him. Secret police were spying from all cracks and crevices; behind the walls, underneath pavements and within the deepest recess of your mind. The tension in the office smells of death and rot. I received a call from the in-charge of the department this morning to announce an error in my report. The chill in his voice was already pronouncing my death when the words came, "Don't repeat that in the next one," followed by a click at the end of the receiver.
I did not know how I could have made that mistake despite the questions having gnawed its way through my brain. There will not be a next time.